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Lose Your Spider? Chapter 1

This is the first fan fiction I've written since I lost my spark of inspiration. It's given me new hope to see that I don't really need a huge amount of inspiration to guide me :)

Meme :D

Sat Sep 26, 2009, 11:41 AM
  • Mood: Suggestive
  • Listening to: Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac
  • Reading: Sherlock Holmes; A Study In Scarlet
  • Watching: Kuroshitsuji anime n.n!
  • Playing: Frogger! 8D
  • Eating: Nadda
  • Drinking: Cream Soda
A little meme about me :) Yay~!


ABOUT

001. Real name? - - - Harriet (hate the name -.-)
002. Nickname(s)? - - - Mage, Madame, Elizabeth
003. Zodiac sign? - - - Pisces
004. Male or female? - - - Female, unless I've spontaneously grown a penis. :meow:
005. Elementary? - - - Hated it.
006. Middle School? - - - Hated it.
007. High School ? - - - Hating it.
008. Hair colour ? - - - Naturally dark brown, but I dyed it black :3
009. Long or short? - - - Assuming we're talking about hair, short :D!
010. Loud or Quiet? - - - A bit of both. I'm incredibly shy when meeting new people, but when I get to know them I get very hyper and excitable n.n
011. Sweats or Jeans? - - - Jeans.
012. Phone or Camera? - - - Camera, I love photography!
013. Health freak? - - - Haha, haha, no.
014. Drink or Smoke? - - - Drink now and again, trying to pack in smoking.
015. Do you have a crush on someone? - - - NEIN! :meow:
016. Eat or Drink? - - - Drink
017. Piercings? Both ears and my right nostril :la:
018. Tattoos? - - - Want one, or two :)

HAVE YOU EVER?

019. Been in an airplane? - - - Yes, a few times n.n
020. Been in a car accident? - - - Yes, my mother knocked a guy of a motorbike because the sun was setting and was directly in her (our) eyes.
021. Been in a fist fight? - - - Yes, but only if the other person REALY deserved it. I once hit this utter bitch of a girl who was slagging me off for being bisexual, and I hit her so hard in the face I almost dislocated her jaw. :)

FIRSTS

022. First piercing? - - - Ears.
023. First best friend? - - - Never had a best friend... probably never will...
024. First CD bought? - - - The Definitive America
025. First award? - - - Frig knows XD
026. First crush? - - - Two years ago, one of my best friends, Lydia. At this point I was in denial about being attracted to the same sex, and was probably the most painful and stressful point of my life so far.
027. First major injury? - - - When I was three, I fell down the stairs and broke my collar bone :(
028. First big vacation? - - - When I was one, lol. I went to Russia :D!

LASTS

029. Last person you talked to? - - - My brother.
030. Last person you texted? - - - My friend Abi :D
031. Last person you watched a movie with? - - - No one, I usually watch movies alone.
032. Last food you ate? - - - Toast!
033. Last movie you watched? - - - Jurassic Park :meow:
034. Last song you listened to? - - - Clover Over Dover by Blur.
035. Last thing you bought? - - - A notebook.
036. Last person you hugged? - - - My friend Alice :)

FAVES

037. Food? - - - Salt and Vinegar Pringles 8D
038. Drinks? - - - American Cream Soda! <33
039. Clothing? - - - Pants :D
040. Book? - - - Oh god, there's far too many *-*
041. Music? - - - I love all types of music! :D
042. Flower? - - - Orchids and roses :)
043. Colours? - - - Black, red, green and Pink <33
044. Movies? - - - Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, Valkerie, Snatch, Pretty Woman, Sweeny Todd... There's loads, lol.
045. Shoes? - - - My enormous sexy goth boots! They make me two inches taller and go half way up my leg ;D
046. Subjects? - - - Religious Education, Chemistry, Physics, and Biology :)

IN THE PAST YEAR I ...

047. [ x ] kissed in the snow
048. [ x ] celebrated Halloween
049. [ x ] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ x ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [ x ] done something you've regretted
056. [ ] broke a promise
057. [ x ] hid a secret
058. [ x ] pretended to be happy
059. [ x ] met someone who changed your life
060. [ x ] pretended to be sick
061. [ ] left the country
062. [ x ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ x ] cried over the silliest thing --- (I am a very sensative person)
064. [ x ] ran a mile (walked most of it for Cancer Research :))
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [ ] stay single the whole year

CURRENTLY

067. Eating? - - - Nope
068. Drinking? - - - Apple Juice :meow:
069. I'm about to? - - - Go down to my Grandpa's
070. Listening to? - - - The obnoxious arse holes on Come Dine With Me -_-
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? - - - See my boyfriend, meet up with a friend, sleep :D
072. Waiting for? - - - It to go dark outside :3

YOUR FUTURE

073. Want kids? - - - Never. I don't think I could emotionally handle having children. But, recently I've been considering surrogacy. Surrogacy (for those who don't know) is when a woman carried a child for someone who cannot, like a gay or infertile couple :) I think it's a wonderful thing, and I'd love to make someone that happy.
074. Want to get married? - - - HELL no. It's a RIGHT waste of money! You could buy a house with the money some people spend on weddings!
075. Careers in mind? - - - Chemist, Coroner (sp?), Undertaker (:D) or Nurse/Doctor. As you can see, I'm a science lover :meow:

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL

076. Lips or eyes? - - - Both >3<
077. Shorter or taller? - - - Taller!
078. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous!
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? - - - Erm arms?
080. Sensitive or loud? - - - I love a mixture of both ~
081. Hookup or relationship? - - - Hook-up
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? - - - Both ;)

HAVE YOU EVER

083. Lost glasses/contacts? - - - Nay, I don't wear glasses.
084. Ran away from home? - - - Yup.
085. Held a gun/knife for self defence? - - - Yup.
086. Killed somebody? - - - O_o I hope not!
087. Broken someone's heart? - - - As if. Who'd love me?
088. Been arrested? - - - No
089. Cried when someone died? - - - Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

090. Yourself? - - - Haha, bollocks.
091. Miracles? - - - No.
092. Love at first sight? - - - Perhaps.
093. Heaven? - - - No. My idea of heaven is where bad things happen, in a place where everything went so well... It would get so boring, I think I'd rather go to hell.
094. Santa Claus? - - - ... yes. xD
095. Sex on the first date? - - - Depends ;)
096. Kiss on the first date? - - - Maybeh ;)

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - - - Yes, but life hates me too much for it to happen.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - - - No. In all honesty, I despise my life and myself as a person.
099. Do you believe in God ? - - - No. There’s so much pain inflicted on innocent people in this world for any decent essence of being to allow to go on. If “God” does exist, he/she/it is one sick bastard to let this go on.
100... Do you like Marmite? - - - Eww no D:)

TAG SOME PEOPLE!

Erm... anyone who wants to do it, I guess n.n

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Well, on with the show.

My name in real life is Harriet. You can call me what you like, though, I'm not all that bothered :XD: I live in England, which is quite convinient since I love the rain so much :dummy: Oh, and I'm bisexual :)

I'm a writer. I haven't written anything in months until now, but hopefully there'll be more odd little writings from me to come. I won't beat behind the bush, I write pornography and take great pride in doing so. If you have a problem with that, then get over yourself, I don't care for the opinion of someone who has a problem with my passions.

I'm a very opinionated and sensative person, sometimes overly so. Meaning that, if you bite me, I'll bit back harder. I dispise racism, homophobia, sexism and generally any discrimination against someones choice of lifestlye, race, religion, or colour of their skin. I believe that each and every person should be judged by their actions and not by a minority of their community, or any of the above.

That's about it for me. Have a nice day :)

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  • Interests: Whatever I find particularly interesting.
  • Favourite movie: Snatch.
  • Favourite band or musician: n/a, way too many to think about a favourite.
  • Favourite genre of music: Any, long as I like the song.
  • Favourite artist: n/a, too many again.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Darren Shan, Bram Stoker, Zoe Stead and the guy who wrote Sherlock Holmes. The best!
  • Favourite photographer: Er... Ian Spooner :D
  • Favourite style of art: Optical Art
  • Operating System: n/a
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen
  • Shell of choice: Snail :3
  • Wallpaper of choice: x
  • Skin of choice: Snakie :D!
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy VI & Final Fantasy VIII. End of.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo Wii
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  • Personal Quote: Monkey buttsecks.
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:iconaerten:
Thanks for the fave. :)

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thanks much for the fave :)

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thanks so much for the :gallery: :-)
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Thank you so much for taking the time to watch me,SkittleMage ! :'D

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